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White Boy Rap: The Ten Worst

1. Vanilla Ice: “ White boy.” He’s so smooth he slipped right out of sight. We give him first because he, unlike other white boy rappers, considered himself to be seriously talented.

2. Marky Mark: “The dude from The Italian Job.” You guessed it. He once was a white boy rapper. He gets second for even trying.

3. M.C Hammer: “Honorary white boy.” He’s that bad. We gave him third.

4. Eminem: “ The best of the worst.” This white boy gave us all a little groove so will give him some slack. That puts him in fourth.

5-10. Guess that means there weren’t really that many white boys after all. Go figure.

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